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Keidis N. is a human featured on LoveBitten.net, a human-vampire dating website created to complement the HBO original series True Blood. He is 24 years old, is a surfer who sells grilled cheese sandwiches and is a turned off by taxes and long phone calls.
Lovebitten.net Profile #4[]
Keidis N.
AGE: 24
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: athletic, tan, bodacious - HA!
SIGN: Virgo
OCCUPATION: Surfer (I sell grilled cheese sammies on the beach to pay for wax)
MARRIAGES: No chance.
- NOTE: While the Previous and Next links worked, and would allow the user to access the other 11 profiles, no other links worked. They would, by default, take the user to an "Access Denied" page, stating that "You must be registered to access this section of the site. Please complete the registration form below to become a member of Lovebitten.net." The registration form was the same form featured on the "Sign In" page, however no matter how many times a user would try and sign in they were met with the following message: "Due to the high volume of entries we are receiving at this time we are unable to complete your registration. Please take this opportunity to browse our user profiles while we work to resolve this issue. We apologize for the inconvenience."
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My Ideal Match
Any sexy little vamp-chica who's ready and willing to rock out with a surf bum when the big orange god goes down for the 12-hour count. Doesn't matter what you look like, I'm just totally stoked to mack it with a chick who can't die.
A LITTLE ABOUT ME:[]
Hey all you hottie immortal vampire chicks. I'm a happy-go-lucky dude who's just not into the whole surfer Betty scene right now. I'm looking to gets me a little taste-aroo of what everyone's talking about. And since I don't really know where all yo' vampire late-night bars are, I'm gonna have to settle for the world-wide-webbage.
I'm a totally laid back, SoCal boy who's in the water more than he's on land. I totally dig the sunshine, but I'm totally chill with meetin' you fang-ladies at night.
I've always been a surfer, except for those nine months I did in my mom's stomach. Maybe one night we can set up some cars for some night swells and you can come along for a free lesson in the ole mare. Schweet!
So, hit me up chicas! I'm anxious to see what fangbangin' is all about and totally ready to bite off more than I can chew! I've lived it up all day in the sun. Now, I'm ready to kick it when rays hibernate! That's where you come in.
INTERESTS:[]
6-foot swells that last all day. Sandy sandwiches! Dominoes. Hip-hop and anything that jams. Go-carts. Pinball. And late night keggers!
TURN ONS:[]
Suntans, but pale's cool too, it's all the same when the lights go out! Kidding!
TURN OFFS:[]
Internet. Long phone calls. Barnacles who don't belong on my waves. Taxes.